Fine China

Me: Um, what is that?
Boo: It’s a butterfly.
Me: Oh……
…..and the wings are regrettably transparent.

Get your mind out of the gutter…..it’s JUST a butterfly.
Although I did have a flashback of this.  It’s JUST a swan.

 

A few other recent conversations:

Me: You don’t act this way in school….why do you save all the whining and sassiness for Daddy and I at home?
Boo: Because…..I don’t want to be bad in front of my teacher. I just hold it in ALL day…and then….when I come home…..I just can’t hold it in anymore.


Boo: I know what a boy’s “fine china” is called.
Me: Oh, yeah?
Boo: Peanuts.
Me: Yep….that’ll do.

 

Boo: When will the Olympics be back on??
Mr. LBB: ….when you’re 9.
[insert meltdown]


Not a Booism….but I think I found a Halloween costume idea.
Resemblance?


 

 

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  1. 1
    Karyn G. says:

    Hi Ashley- I know you are not a lesbian but I still think you should submit your look-a-like photo. :) http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/

  2. 4
    June K says:

    Your conversations with Boo are too cute.

  3. 5
    Cindy Click says:

    This made me laugh out loud!!
    Hugs,
    Cindy

  4. 6
    Tahnie says:

    please please be bieber for Halloween! :)

    Ps : emailed you today! xo

  5. 7

    Have you been teaching her about Georgia O’Keefe? LOL

  6. 8
    Leigh Anne Wray (wfu '01) says:

    Zack attack! Who does this beiber guy think he is anyway?!

    I’m in the hospital for the 2nd of 3 profilactic treatments of high dose methotrexate. My hair is still in the thin military cut stage but I’m thrilled to have any coming in. I still catch myself pulling back a phantom ponytail.

    Thanks for being a dose of reality, sarcasm, wit, and movie quotes as I walk a similarly devastating yet joy-filled journey.

  7. 9
    Tleshia Farrar says:

    I had a similar picture made by a student of mine except it was of peanuts instead. Needless to say, that set of pictures did not make it out into the hall for display, LOL!

  8. 10

    Now that would be a hilarious costume.

  9. 11

    Ohhhhh my gosh….this post made my morning!

    Boo is quite the artist :)

  10. 12
    Michelle W says:

    Omygoodness!! I just laughed out load (home alone I might add). I thought to myself that looks like a biscuit.

  11. 13
    monique says:

    Don’t forget the winter olympics–only 2 years away instead of 4.

  12. 14
    Heather says:

    Hahaha! New blog idea for you: LBB (Lil Blue Bieber) ;)

  13. 15
    Ali says:

    Can always count on you for laughs. You write how my brain works…(randomly). :)

  14. 16
    Madi W. says:

    Hahaha that butterfly is… gorgeous. ;) lol Boo totally reminds me of you! In a much more kindergarten way ;)

    -Madi

  15. 17
    Eryn Marie says:

    “Fine China” has become my everyday word now, thanks to Boo. No one even bats an eye anymore haha

  16. 18
    Laura says:

    Hilarious!

  17. 19
    Leslie says:

    Wish mine had wings! Hilarious.

  18. 20

    I love that pic, you might donate it to a gynecologist’s office ;)

    If you dress as Bieber, will you write a tutorial about fake puke? :-P

  19. 21
    Heather says:

    This made me smile!

  20. 22
    Sue. says:

    I think you need to frame that picture and put it on your art wall! Too funny!

  21. 23
    amy baldridge says:

    With the title of the post, my eyes definitely popped out of my head for a moment… and then I burst into peals of laughter. Thanks for that!

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