Watching the debates last night I kept thinking about what it might be like to be up on a stage in front of so many people….ready to answer questions about ANYTHING.
(and what Romney and Obama would look like if they swapped hair.)
Just a little fun.
Well, by ANYTHING, I mean economy, education, healthcare, foreign policy…..but I couldn’t help but daydream about these questions. The ones that I’d be prepared to answer….
Mr. President, how do you plan to halt the rampant overuse of stolen paint chips from hardware stores?
Governor Romney, how do you handle when someone doesn’t link back with credit to one of your tutorials?
President Obama, let’s talk about transparency. Do you prefer Scotch or 3M?
Governor Romney, do you prefer to craft with glitter or spray paint?
Mr. President, could you respond to Governor Romney’s stance that “Subway Art” really isn’t subway art unless it’s monochrome?
Governor Romney, you implied that the pumpkin bread recipe you found on Pinterest was worse than Dodd-Frank. Could you clarify that?
Mr. President, have you ever considered chalkboard paint for the oval office?
Governor Romney, is it true you’d consider revamping the Lincoln bedroom with chevron?
Mr. President, could you elaborate on the idea that the trickle-down effect of Elmer’s Glue is essential to DIY?
Governor Romney, what is your stance on gun control given the recent scandal of glue gun smuggling into Mexico?
Mr. President, do you think you could pass a “no crayon left behind” law? Just so we could have more recycled crayon crafts?
Governor Romney, would you recommend making a statue of Big Bird out of toilet paper rolls or feather boas?
Mr. President, how often do you use Pinterest for inspiration?
Governor Romney, do you prefer a mixture of 47% flour when making paper mache?
Mr. President, will the individual mandate penalty of Obamacraft cost more than, say, a bottle of Mod Podge?
Governor Romney, why do you think there is so much red washi tape in Washington?
Any others you’d add to the debate?
Mr. President, will your new stimulus package include funding for bridges made of toothpicks and marshmallows? (via Heather B)
Governor Romney, will you use Fiskars or Ginghers when you cut spending? (via Heather B)
Governor Romney, how do you feel about the First Lady posting her What I Wore Wednesday on Tuesday? (via Summer A)
Governor Romney, when you’re spray painting your Dollar Tree candlesticks do you prefer matte paint or satin? Is holding at a 45% angle essential? (via April H)
Mr. President, what is your plan on reducing the pintrocity epidemic we’re subjected to daily via Facebook? (via April H)