I always save my favorite emails and comments….especially the ones that made me laugh…..and the hate mail. Here’s some excerpts from both….thanks for the love everyone!
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Random email…..subject: “Unlike”
“For some reason I can’t unlike you I want you off my Facebook …have you created some kind of block..?”
Note to self: figure out how to block people from un-liking my page.
On my Elf on the Shelf series:
“Considering this is a little kids tradition, i think alot of these were so discusting? especially for little kids. , like the peeping tom, the pills in the drink, being high, a camel toe? as if little kids even know what that stuff is! what is this world coming to. you can even do a kids tradition without someone turning into some kind of sick joke.”
I agree….what is the world coming to?! Why would an elf have cameltoe?! And worse….why would some loser photograph it?!
“I cannot get over how sexy de mohawk lookie.”
I say this almost once a day now “sexy de mohawk lookie”….it just makes me happy.
“love you, but sorry, hate that hairdo! looks way to lesbianic (to quote jersey shore). nothing wrong with a short do, but that’s not cute!!”
I do value ALL opinions! Thank you!
“I know you are not a lesbian but I still think you should submit your look-a-like photo: http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/”
I don’t get it:
“It is wonderful that your daughter wanted to do this But the magic dissipated by the filming and posting of this video. Acts of kindness should be done secretly, without publicity. I am sorry to see this corruption of such a lovely idea.”
I understand where you are coming from…and it’s wonderful that you wanted to do this too..but I feel like the magic dissipated when you pressed “post comment.”
A few excerpts from a favorite email:
“i just want to do the right thing and inform your that your blog won’t load for me during the evening hours. like from 9-10pm until the next morning. i am sure that it doesn’t work all night because i stayed up all night writing a paper last night. it doesn’t load slow, it just doesn’t load at all. maybe the Lord bestowed wisdom upon you to put your blog to bed every night so that college students like myself would write their papers instead of reading stranger’s blogs? maybe this is a new trend? i’m not mad. that would be stupid. (plus if i was you would publish it. so funny.) i just want to cry like an infant when i can’t keep reading. yaaaaa. just thought i’d ask if this was the norm on your blog or if i’m doing something wrong or something? you’re hilarious. keep on keeping on. also hire me. i love sewing. and fabric. and in-n-out burger which i’m assuming you have. now i’ve probably creeped you out. great. thats usually my goal.” -kimberly
You did not creep me out Kimberly. I fell in love with you. I’m glad you aren’t mad. You are hired. Get back to work.
On my iPad Gloves tutorial:
F*** you c***
I’m sorry the tutorial didn’t work for you. And I’m sorry I had to censor your comment. I hate doing that.
“We toss baby teeth in the trash (after a high-five) and our kids are all fine with it. (link in comment): Why do parents pay their kids money for something that belongs in the trash?”
Three problems with this:
1. I’ve been brainwashed by society.
2. I’m a hoarder. I even have my own baby teeth still.
3. My child wrote a note specifically asking the tooth fairy to leave her tooth. Yeah, you’re right, I should just chuck it…..
“Seriously you are all a bunch of hypochondriacs! No wonder there is an allergy epidemic in the world, way too precious and protective Who cares about the straws the door handles to the toilets are probably much worse! Think of fact then when you grab a straw you are building your immune system up!”
I don’t touch door handles or toilets either. There are specific techniques for that. But I never get sick either….well, except for cancer….so I think my hypochondriac tendencies might be working in my favor.
BTW…Costco called me and left a message reassuring me that they wear gloves to put the straws into the containers. So, the customers are wearing gloves too?
“Y? U can do most of, if not all of those projects w/o using instagram. I’ve got the app on my phone and think it’s dumb. It may take a bit of planning, but I cud create most of those w/ photos I’ve already got or by printing them out in the appropriate size. Just sayin’…” -Jennifer
Genius. Y oh Y didn’t I think of that.
Random Google searches that brought people to Lil Blue Boo:
My favorites are the ones that sound like the person is confiding in Google:
i am so behind on printing pictures
i’m having a bad day
i need to make a confession
i hate when waiters bring you unwrapped straws
i can’t tie dye a heart very well
i want to name my baby boys photo albums have any cute ideas?
i need help finishing my t shirt quilt
Questions I saw that I thought I’d answer:
is lilblueboo a wordpress blog?
yes. genesis theme framework.
can you paint paper with chalkboard paint?
yes. vinyl works best.
can you make a little boy shirt from a men’s shirt?
yes…or a girl’s shirt! click here.
gesso, modge podge, matte medium?
love them all. use them all. sometimes mixed.
how long to cut fold over elastic for ponytail holder?
7″ for a hair tie. 14″ for a headband. click here.
how many yards do you need to recover a glider?
3 to 5 yards depending on the fabric width. click here.
how to put dots in an instagram pictures?
it’s bokeh. click here.
And then these searches:
my boobs are too big for my bra
does ric flair smoke
poop pic of the day
spiritual meaning of not been able to poop
how to poop NOW
you’ve just been put on blast
how many types of boobs are there
male divers losing suit
caught drinking at 16 nc
big problems pooping
if a spider bites me am i spider woman
are people supposed to sh*t blue
I hope you found what you were looking for.
Enough with the poop already.