Miley Elf on the Shelf

I swore to myself that I would NOT do Elf on the Shelf this year…but then, I found myself making an itsy bitsy mouse costume today.  Yep, I made a miniature version of Miley’s mouse costume….just to see how the elf would look as Miley.  This is how I will give back to the world today:

Miley Cyrus Elf on the Shelf via lilblueboo.com #elfontheshelf Wrecking Ball

Miley Cyrus Elf on the Shelf 101 Elf Ideas via lilblueboo.com #elfontheshelf

 

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Lil Blue Boo’s Guide to Elf Questions

A little guide to help you answer those questions your kid might be asking about Elf on the Shelf this year:

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Elf for President

Lincoln Elf on the Shelf via lilblueboo.com

“With malice towards none, with charity for all…..”

Maybe the elf isn’t so bad…..

I’m thinking I may need to retire him….I don’t want to be associated with Elf on the Shelf my whole life.

The really sad part? I’m hoping Boo doesn’t remember about the Elf this year.

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Elf Shaming

I think I’ll be finished with our Elf on the Shelf Buddy before November even hits…..

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Are You Elf Enough?

I’m feeling a little bit of pressure to top last years Elf on the Shelf series…..so I thought I’d start a little early. I don’t really do the Elf for Boo…..I usually just bring him out while she’s at school.  She’d be traumatized if she knew what he was really up to.

Are You Elf Enough?  via lilblueboo.com

More hijinks:

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Tyson Elf

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Brady Bunch Elf

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Part Time Elf

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Flava Flav Elf

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Hannukah Elf

 

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MORE Almost R-Rated Elf on the Shelf Outtakes

Yep…..he gets worse. This elf is definitely going to jail! This will be the LAST installment of Elf on the Shelf photos this year….because I officially will be the world’s biggest loser if this continues…..and my family will stage an elf-intervention. Let’s start out with the harmless ones…..enjoy!

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Camel Toe Elf

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Body Art Elf

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Urban Legend Elf

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Team Jacob Elf

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Preserved Elf

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Kidney Theft Elf

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Double Parked Elf

 

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Almost R-Rated Elf on the Shelf Outtakes

By popular demand……a second round of Elf on the Shelf for us adults. If only Boo knew what happened to her poor Elf when she goes off to school……I’ll be able to share these with her in about 20 years. Make sure to visit the PG-13 version and the kid-friendly version too! Apparently I have a sick sense of humor because this could go on ALL day….I think chemotherapy is making me evil.

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Crack is Whack El

 

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Good Time Elf

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Flat Tire Elf

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On the Rocks Elf

 

 

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18 Elf on the Shelf Ideas (An Elf-Sized Photo Shoot)

18 Elf on the Shelf Ideas (An Elf-Sized Photo Shoot) via lilblueboo.com

 

I decided to do Elf on a Shelf this year. It might be the only year I ever do it so I’m going all out. If you haven’t heard of Elf on Shelf, it’s a little elf that you move around every night and your kid has to find him in the morning. During the night the elf supposedly flies to the North Pole to report to Santa….which is why he’s in a different place every morning.

 

18 Elf on the Shelf Ideas (An Elf-Sized Photo Shoot) via lilblueboo.com

(Mr. LBB found our Elf on the Shelf at Barnes and Noble)

Some people just move the elf around every night to a different location……others put together extravagant scenarios as to what the elf did during the night when he returned from the North Pole. I guess you could classify me as the latter of the two.

Oh, and each family is supposed to name their elf….ours is named Buddy.

Elf on the Shelf Ideas - Martha Stewart Elf

Martha Stewart

Elf on the Shelf Ideas - Getting into Mom's Mascara

Getting into Mom’s Mascara

Elf on the Shelf Ideas - Playing Cards

Playing Cards

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Snow Angel

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Graffiti

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A Date with Barbie

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Syrup is a Food Group

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Cheerio Donuts

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TP’g the Christmas Tree

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Emailing Santa

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Miniature Elf Footsteps

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Stuck Outside

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Camping with Barbie’s RV

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Copying Bum

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Packing Lunch

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Drive in Movie

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Trying on Doll Clothes

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In the Freezer

 

 

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PG-13 Elf on a Shelf Outtakes

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That’s my Soprano’s Elf on a Shelf.

Warning….not for the faint of heart. You’ve seen the movie Bad Santa? Bah humbug. Don’t worry the kid version of Elf on the Shelf is coming tomorrow.

First of all, please no one email me and say what a horrible person I am and how I’ve disgraced the Elf on a Shelf game. I feel guilty enough as it is for putting poor “Buddy” through all this…..okay not really, it was kind of morbidly fun.

 

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Arson Elf

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Carjacking Elf

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Feeding Chocolate to Dog Elf

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Girls Gone Wild Elf

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Godfather Elf

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Insider Trading Elf

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Cutting off the Mattress Tag Elf

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Peeping Tom Elf

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Mob Elf

 

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