A few Booisms from the archives:
Boo: From now on I’m wearing a shower cap and my shoes in the shower.
Me: Fine, but nothing else…..otherwise the shower will be pointless.
Me: WHY did you draw on Li’l Sally’s (her doll) back?
Boo: I thought she was paper.
Me: Really?! You thought she was paper?!
Boo: No (long pause)…..actually….I wanted her to have a tattoo.
Boo: “I don’t want to read anymore of The Giving Tree where the people take all her stuff. I don’t like when they take all her stuff. Why would they take all her stuff?”
Me: Please….no “pirate” pose this time, okay?
Me: (take photo) What on earth was that?
Boo: THAT…..was my awesome “scary monster behind you” pose!
Overheard from Boo’s room one night: “The truth is……I am Ironman.”
Me: WHAT is on your cheeks?
Boo: Glittery glue.
Me: What?! You aren’t supposed to put that on your face!
Boo: DON’T touch it! You might mess it up!
Boo (with a basket of knit scraps): Who wants to buy a blanket from me?
Me: Are you trying to sell my own fabric to me?
Boo: No, I’m selling it to Daddy too. I’m selling it to everybody.
Boo: Everyone tells me I’m cute.
Me: Hmmm….do you think you are cute?
Boo: No. I think I’m handsome.
Me: Well, I think that’s cool…kind of unconventional.
Boo: Here’s how I’m writing my name now…..no more S, just a dollar sign: $ienna
Me: You are ripping off Ke$ha.