You all crack me up. I loved all your comments from yesterday on the Email Love post.
A few of my favorites:
Melissa: Ok, If I have to be the first one to be negative, so be it. This is out of control…how do you expect the chickens of the world to be individuals with their OWN needs and desires if they are ALL CALLED LISA???????
Meghan: I love the saying: Dear haters, I have so much more for you to be mad at. Just be patient.
Pamela: I don’t have any chickens, but I will name the next egg I cook after you…. and lisa if it’s a two egg omelet.
And how ironic that everyone is on pins and needles for my inbox to fill up with complaints and insults. That made me laugh out loud a few times.
Oh, as a result of the Google searches, I secured a few domain names as a business investment. (no, really, I bought them) For now, the haters will just be redirected to Lil Blue Boo….and caught in an infinite loop of happiness and joy. Any reasonable offer will be considered….
It annoys me that so many of you get hater mail too. Just forward them on to me. It’s like Christmas. Don’t let them get to you…..maybe the person on the other end is just having a really bad day:
If you get more than one from the same person, then you can start a “cuckoo” folder. I have a few of those. I heart them. They must read my blog several times a day so they are actually being kind of supportive, right?
P.S. I encourage you to take this “How to tell if you are a Troll” quiz over at the Bloggess. (eff word alert) I love her (in kind of a creepy stalker way)…..and her book is hysterical. I could never be an Internet troll…..I’m too lazy….and can never get my comments to post…..because I can never remember my passwords.
P.P.S. And I’m seriously contemplating the next dress being “Beer Delivery Girl”….