Oh how I love looking through my Google analytics. A few random searches that brought people to Lil Blue Boo in the last 30 days (in italics):
you make fun of me being on Facebook so much when you must be on as much to notice.
Dang, someone is going to get schooled…..
got a booty implant before and after pics.
I think I’ve Googled that before.
ric flair’s stalker.
You can’t stalk Ric Flair.
on the day of chemo treatment can my husband still have sex.
My doctor’s office has a pamphlet for that.
i don’t want to see accidentally see boobies.
Then stop searching for the word “boobies.”
inflatable dog turds.
Oh my gosh…..I had to Google this. It made my night.
english women having fanny’s shaved.
I refuse to Google this.
i got to record ashley of lil boo blue.
Doing what? It better not include the words fanny and shave.
del taco side of chips.
Chips in a box!
cute hemroid pillow.
There could be a market for that.
i don’t strain when i poop but still got a hemroid.
Why can’t anyone spell hemorrhoid?
This is a disturbing trend:
why does it feel like i’m pooping glass
why does it feel like i’m pooping fire
where have you pooped
feel like am [email protected]#ting my intestine
feel like im pooping but nothing comes out
heart issues and pooping
i am pooping rocks and it hurts
do people feel like pooping when they die
how many pounds is a poo
cramps like you have to poop but can’t
eat poop girl love
poo in bed
Apparently I’ve blogged one too many times about poop…..but I’m seriously worried about all of you! Miralax, people!
Still, nothing will ever top the “girls that poop at work” search.
Update: This actually took me a few hours to do. I think I skipped over some really good ones…..but it’s impossible to go through 14,987 Google searches with a fine tooth comb.